MWAHAHA!
Lmao- I am a victim of troper addiction! Gives this:
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KRISTEN STEWART
Hey, where did you go? Because you are exceedingly mean to me, I find myself attracted to you.
ROBERT PATTINSON
Sounds like textbook daddy issues, you fat cow.
KRISTEN STEWART
(swoon)
ROBERT PATTINSON
You have a bright career as a stripper ahead of you.
[...]
KRISTEN STEWART
You really are a vampire! Does that mean that garlic, stakes, and sunlight kill you?
ROBERT PATTINSON
Don’t be stupid. All of that lore is far too interesting for this movie. Being a vampire just means I get superpowers. It’s like being Spiderman, but sexier. Also, I sparkle in the sunlight.
KRISTEN STEWART
So that’s why why your family moved here, because it’s always overcast!
ROBERT PATTINSON
That’s right everyone, this whole movie is a 2-hour-long setup for a joke about the Pacific Northwest.
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"Doesn't matter who they are, I'll fuckin' kill 'em all" ~Grimmjow
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"Sarcasm is my body's natural defense against stupidity."
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"Sarcasm (n.) : The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit, and the person who doesn't get it."
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When someone kicks you in the butt it's not ok to feel grateful that they didn't kick you in the face.
My sweet, sweet addiction: ~HitsuKarin-fanclub
Thanks again
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"Doesn't matter who they are, I'll fuckin' kill 'em all" ~Grimmjow
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"Sarcasm is my body's natural defense against stupidity."
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"Sarcasm (n.) : The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit, and the person who doesn't get it."
And it was all my pleasure!
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When someone kicks you in the butt it's not ok to feel grateful that they didn't kick you in the face.
My sweet, sweet addiction: ~HitsuKarin-fanclub
Ah no, I don't find it stupid at all, I myself had a few rare encounters/moments with old time friends now and then after not seeing eye to eye for a long time. We all went on with life, but we never forget each other even though we may have forgotten what we've done together in the pass.
I'm happy Bitchwolf hasn't forgotten me, and neither am I to her.
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"Doesn't matter who they are, I'll fuckin' kill 'em all" ~Grimmjow
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"Sarcasm is my body's natural defense against stupidity."
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"Sarcasm (n.) : The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit, and the person who doesn't get it."
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Wintaerland
Full-time daydreamer, part-time writer
Member of:
HitsuKarin Fanclub
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"Only an artist can look at an ordinary, everyday thing
and see something else." ~ My Daddy<3
*fireemblem-club
~HitsuKarin-fanclub
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Wintaerland
Full-time daydreamer, part-time writer
Member of:
HitsuKarin Fanclub
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